Silly Questions

• What is your favorite way to eat a cockroach?
• Why did the ghost cry on Halloween Day?
• Do you enjoy swimming when it is snowing?
• Why don’t you want Christmas presents this year?
• How did you escape from the alien space ship?
• How did you feel after watching television for 24 hours?
• Would you ever wear your mother’s dress to your all boys high school?
• Did your parents ever have children?
• Would you rather kiss a crocodile or a bear?
• What is on your mouse pad?
• If you were a color, what would you be? Why?
• Why do people call “mouse trap” mouse trap?
• Are couch potatoes good to eat?
• What are the names of the eight colors of rainbows?
• Why do you make your bed in the morning?
• Why do you look at yourself in the mirror?
• What planet are you from?
• When was the last time you went to the restroom?
• How much does your imagination weigh?
• What are some of the ways can you ride a bike?
• Who fell out of the apple tree?
• Why do pajamas have pockets?
• How long is a piece of string?
• Could a husband be married to the sister of his widow?
• If the number five is red, what are the colors of the other numbers?
• What are the colors of the numbers 1 – 10?
• What color is the number 3?
• If you were trapped on an island, why were you there?
• If you were given the chance to be an animal, Which animal would you be?
• What do you do when you are in front of the mirror?
• Can we drink soda during coffee breaks?
• Can we use AM Radio during the evening?
• Are squid balls made of the balls of squid?
• Does fire go out of the fire exit?
• Why do people call ”mouse trap” mouse trap?
• What are the names of the eight colors of rainbows?
• How does a Boeing 747 weigh?
• Do you have an Internet connection?
• Is the basement downstairs?
• If you were a flavor of ice cream, which one would you be and why?
• What is the answer to this question?
• Can you write a conversation between two items in your refrigerator? (For example, what might the mayonnaise and the pickles be talking about before you open the door?)
• What is a typical day in the life of your dictionary?(pet frog, walking shoes, classroom blackboard, etc.)
• Would you like to be rich and beautiful or poor and ugly? Why?
• When did you die?
• Do you remember the doctor spanking you at birth?
• Did you hang your stockings at Easter?
• Did you put up a Christmas tree for your birthday?
• Did you bathe in mud this morning?
• Did you brush your teeth last year?
• What kind of leaves do you eat for breakfast?
• When were you released from jail?
• What was the day after yesterday?
• What’s the funniest way you ever went to the bathroom?
• Why did you decide to get up this morning?
• Do you ever stick your fingers in your ears? If so why?
• What would life be like if you decided never to open your eyes again?
• Are there days when you just enjoy having a good cry for no reason. If yes, why?
• Why do people ask why?
• Why do we have mirrors and what would life be like without them.
• Why do your hands look the way they look?
• If you could turn into an animal, which animal would you be?
• Why do little children stick their tongue out at people?
• Why do people pretend not to see each other sometimes?
• Can you answer this question with out opening your mouth?
• Would you still learn English if there was no English in the world?
• ———– ASK AT YOUR OWN RISK ————————
• (You need to be careful with these)
• Why is your breath so bad?
• Were you sleeping as you drove to work this morning?
• How are those anti-schizophrenic drugs that you’re taking working?
• How was the last Christmas you spent in jail?
• How many multiple personalities do you have?

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